This is going to be an interesting insight into how my brain works. I apologize in advance to you readers. You can stop reading at any time; I won't be offended. I am not a fan of animals. I can deal with them; but the zoo is the last place on Earth I would rather be. Animals aren't just my thing.
We went to an aquariaum for my summer job and needless to say I had the "fingers down the chalkboard" feeling the entire time. I can't stand animals underwater. Fish, starfish, especially octopus. Some of the creatures don't look right. Watching shows like Deadliest Catch or Hillbilly Handfishing make my skin crawl and I freak out; but for some reason when they are on I can't stop watching them. Go figure that out! I can't stop watching things that gross me out.
Why they freak me out (I think):
*Disclaimer*
-This is not only the opinion of the blogger but true fact. I am sorry you don't believe me. Fish are gross.-
*End Disclaimer*
We went to an aquariaum for my summer job and needless to say I had the "fingers down the chalkboard" feeling the entire time. I can't stand animals underwater. Fish, starfish, especially octopus. Some of the creatures don't look right. Watching shows like Deadliest Catch or Hillbilly Handfishing make my skin crawl and I freak out; but for some reason when they are on I can't stop watching them. Go figure that out! I can't stop watching things that gross me out.
Why they freak me out (I think):
- Slimy. Similar to human hair grease. Go take a shower...oh wait you can't shower if you live in the water. Duh!
- Google octopus. Image search it. It's gross. Eight squirmy suction cup legs are just moving around freely. They are just a head and legs. HEAD AND LEGS. If people were walking around with just head and 8 legs you would totally notice and point them out.
- Fake Aliens. A good portion of everything underwater looks like it could have come from another planet. Uranus; possibly?
- Eyes. They have creepy eyes. Google octupus eye. DO IT! Gross. Vomit. Blech. Some of you may think it's cool. You would be wrong; you just don't know it yet.
- "Cute" fish will grow to become disgusting.
- Tails. Fins. Tongues. Fish tongues are gross. Google it.
- Fish have teeth that are similar to the ones that reside in my own mouth. NOT NATURAL. Some of them are sharper and some of them have rows of teeth. ROWS! They don't own a toothbrush and are as OCD as me about toothbrushing.
- Google gross fish.
- I don't even eat seafood.
*Disclaimer*
-This is not only the opinion of the blogger but true fact. I am sorry you don't believe me. Fish are gross.-
*End Disclaimer*
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