Challenge Post #1. Have no idea what that mean? See post below.
As a children we all eat strange things: dirt, sand, scabs, grass, flowers and possibly glue. I was a very strange child, as you can probably tell from the fact that I am still strange now. I am currently sitting in a dorm lounge watching the rain fall with plans to read Midnight for Charlie Bone by Jenny Nimmo after I am done blogging.
Of course I ate natural, edible things as a child: such as macaroni and cheese, burgers, hot dogs, and cupcakes and brownies. As an adult, or close to it...I am glad my palate has become a tad more sophisticated. I now love to try food from other cultures.
Here is my list:
Things that I ate as a child that I can't stand as an adult: (with explanations)
Next post: #2 Describe your typical day, from wake to sleep.
As a children we all eat strange things: dirt, sand, scabs, grass, flowers and possibly glue. I was a very strange child, as you can probably tell from the fact that I am still strange now. I am currently sitting in a dorm lounge watching the rain fall with plans to read Midnight for Charlie Bone by Jenny Nimmo after I am done blogging.
Of course I ate natural, edible things as a child: such as macaroni and cheese, burgers, hot dogs, and cupcakes and brownies. As an adult, or close to it...I am glad my palate has become a tad more sophisticated. I now love to try food from other cultures.
Here is my list:
Things that I ate as a child that I can't stand as an adult: (with explanations)
- Frozen Brussel Sprouts
- To me these were the sh**. Little balls of frozen lettuce! I used to sneak them from the freezer and eat them when my mom wasn't looking. I often requested them as a vegetable for the family dinner that night. I even got my sister hooked. My grandmother knew that I liked them and would give me some every time I visited her house. The would take me forever to eat; I would sometimes just put them in my mouth and waltz around like a small chipmunk up to no good or I would sit and peel layer by layer off until I had just the insides and then pop them in my mouth and go scrounging around for more. I think I have had some wrongly cooked brussel sprouts in my childhood years so I think I just gave up, or maybe my parents stopped buying them.
- Marshmallows
- Gooey, little sticky white balls of sugar. These were the best; especially when it came to Peeps. My mother taught me how to blow them up in the microwave. I used to eat them plain like no ones business. Now I think they are the most disgusting things on the face of the planet. I will however eat A s'more in honor of summer.
- Fish/Crab Legs
- My family used to order Market Day all the time. There was always this white fish with seasoning that my mom would order and I would eat it up. My family also splurged on crab legs and sat around the dinner table eating them and dipping them in butter. I think what changed this is that my grandfather went to Alaska and brought back a salmon. I saw them skin it, including the fun eyes; and was forced to eat the nasty dry pink gross texture stuff. It also smelled HORRIFIC. I don't eat any kind of seafood; I think it is gross, above land creatures for me please.
- Capri Sun or any other fake juice
- Sugar flavored liquid. Gross. Hawaiian Punch, Sunny D. All got me sick. Enough said.
- Little Debbie Snacks
- Eat this and McDonalds if you want your body to not decompose.
- Pepperoni
- Greasy little meat discs tossed upon pizza. Why do you have to ruin my pizza, pepperoni?
- TV Dinners
- We only got these as kids when my parents went out on date night and the babysitter had to feed us. I loved them; now I think they are a waste of money and I know that there are other ways to get nutrition. For example: eating cardboard, chewing on my own arm, licking tree bark, freshly cooked squirrel meat.
- Macaroni Salad
- I was the pasta queen and carbs were my playground. Now I think that macaroni salad is gross. Unless I make it, and make it with things that I like to eat.
- Miracle Whip
- Stop trying to be mayo. You're not mayo. You don't even taste good. You call yourself whip salad dressing on generic packages; who would put you on a salad? You're not as thin or as skinny as actual salad dressing. Sorry no love.
Next post: #2 Describe your typical day, from wake to sleep.
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Sunny D = Orange-flavored mucus.
ReplyDeleteAdvice: don't ever read the ingredients on a package of marshmallows if you ever want to sleep again.
Oh, that's a lil' mallow-dramatic (HA)(haha)(ha...) it's not that bad! I make marshmallows from scratch .. as long as you don't look up gelatin on Wikipedia you are pretty okay
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