#2: Describe your typical day, from wake to sleep.

  Post numero dos for the challenge!!

I formally apologize for how boring this will be. I right now am waiting for another student teaching placement; so I wake up and do nothing but hop on the internet, read, knit, and stare off into the beyond wondering when my scheduled life is going to return. So I have decided to add a little creativity to this post.

My Typically Awesome Day Schedule

1. Midnight- Knowing my night owl ways I will still be awake.
2. 1 AM-Beginning to plot the evils of this world and how I could overpower them with my sense of awkwardy lameness
3. 2 AM- Sit rocking back and forth because I have finished writing my plot; and have discovered a flaw in the plan; because I don't own a rocket.
4. 2:30 AM- Throw plan away and go to bed.
5. 3 AM- Realize that I am still awake because the thought that I don't have a rocket still upsets me,
6. 3:15 AM-Throw off my covers climb down off my bed (I'm not a midget. I just sleep on the top bunk.) 
7. 3:17 AM- Open laptop and Google ways to build rocket.
8. 3: 22 AM- Become depressed because I lack the funds to build a rocket because I am a poor broke college student with no job.
9. 3:30 AM- After short depression, climb back into bed and dream of butterflies, Lucky Charm cereal and cures for halitosis.
10. 6 AM- Who knows why in the bloody wonders I am set my alarm this early?
11. 6:02 AM- Get out of bed because my alarm has been going off for 2 solid minutes and therefore shut it off as to not disturb my roommate who is right below me. Climb out of bed.
12. 6:05 AM- Open laptop and see if anyone liked my witty status about rockets and moon monkies. 
13. 6:06 AM- Sigh when Facebook doesn't have any new notifications.
14. 6:10 AM- Decide to check e-mail. 
15. 6: 15 AM- Cry when 35 unread e-mails pop-up in your inbox and they are asking you stupid questions. 
16. 7:00 AM- Decide after 45 minutes to answer 12 e-mails. 
17. 7:30 AM- Stomach is making funny noises. Decide to feed it coffee.
18. 8:00 AM- Google how to make cheap rockets. Uncrumple plan from previous night.
19. 9:00 AM- Nap because you didn't sleep well last night.
20. 11:00 AM- Send annoying text messages to your friends about how you would like to go to the dining hall.
21. 11:15 AM-Continue to stare at your phone because you haven't received a response yet. 
22. 11:17 AM- Received response.
23. 11:18 AM-Realize that you haven't gotten dressed for the day so this would be the time to do it.
24. 11:20 AM-Walk to the dining hall.
25. 11:30 AM- Arrive at the dining hall with your friends. Scope to see what is edible.
26. 11:45 AM- Choose to sit at a spot in the dining hall with excellent people watching views. This is beneficial for your "plan". Take note of people with the name Creepy ___________. 
27. 12: 30 PM- Leave Dining hall complaining that you're about to fall in to food coma.
28. 12: 37 PM- You make it back to your room just in time before the food coma hits. 
29. 2: 45 PM- Food coma finally leaves.
30. 3:00 PM- Check e-mail and Facebook. Delete internet history about rockets.
31. 3:15 PM- Continue your Google search on rockets.
32. 4 PM- Complain that you are hungry to your roommate and want the dining hall to be open.
33. 4:30 PM- Start announcing countdown until the dining hall opens.
34. 5:10 PM- Send out annoying text messages to your friends about the dining hall.
35. 5:15 PM- Go eat in the dining hall; again scoping out edible food.
36. 6:20 PM- Announce that you are ready to leave and say loudly, "Let's blow this popsicle stand!"
37. 6:21 PM- Actually leave the dining hall.
38. 6:30 PM- Sit in the hallway with your friends and talk about random stuff. Almost guaranteed that one will pick the staples off the wall where the other one will keep reminding you of how short you are. 
39. 7:15 PM- Decide to go to Tea Garden/Nina's/ Other Dorm Rooms. Tea Garden is picked
40. 7:30 PM- Arrive at Tea Garden sit in futon couch. 
41. 7:34 PM- Order chocolate coconut chai tea shake. 
42. 7:37 PM- Obtain drink
43. 7:40 PM- Make friends feel awkward in public because of things you to do them
44. 7:50 PM-Consume drink, stumbleupon, knit, think of working on homework type stuff
45. 10 PM- Talk about leaving Tea Garden
46. 10:30 PM-Leave Tea Garden
47. 10:40 PM- Return to room.
48. 11 PM- Resume evil plan
49. 11:30 PM-Modify evil plan
50. 11:59 PM- Cry when evil plan uses a time machine and squirt guns and you don't have the funds for a squirt gun.

I hope this entertained you rather than enlightened you to what my day is. Some of it is real; some of it is fake. I'll leave the choosing of it up to you. Mwhahahaha!

Post #3: Which superpower would you choose to have if you had the option and why? Conversely, which superhero do you find to be the most overrated and why